Smencil

Did you know that smencils are made from recycled newspaper, thats why they smell so bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No wonder (also if it wern’t where would they get the smell to be so strong )

Attack of a Raccoon

(this didn’t happen at school though.)
A huge raccoon was in my attic and woke everyone up. It is huge!!!!!!! Here is a pic of a raccoon’s skeleton
Click on it to see how big it really is!

Power-Aid

During lunch a guy puts in $1.25 and presses the button 3 times and 3 power-aids come out. Another guy puts in $1.25 and presses the button 3 times and 2 come out.
Then someone else goes up puts in $1.25 and presses the button 3 times. 1 comes out!

sdrawkcaB [backwards]

A boy asked for help and a helper said “You did all your work backwards.”
He asked “Can you do it for me?”
Girl says “NO, sorry I can’t help you.”
She walks away.
He blushes!

Something

My teacher said write something! A girl actually wrote “something.”

Sub-Teacher

For school I had a sub. He kept picking boys to read and I could see through his shirt. Can you guess what I saw? I saw a bra!

Turtle [last year]

Last year in class our class pet turtle was taken out and pooped right on the carpet. LOL!!!!

Help with #s

Today at math my teacher said that # won’t help me and someone else said you must need some serious help if your asking #s for help. LOL!

dirty turdy

Today in math class our teacher dropped a marker in the trash and said it’s dirty and I said it’s dirty with turdy.